So I'm looking around, and I don't get the indication that very much has changed. I'm talking about low self-esteem in women. There has been a pretty serious movement against low self-esteem issues in women for the last ten odd years, but I still see too many chicks out there with low self-esteem. I think I might have to help them somehow. Not sure exactly how, but I feel strangely driven to do so.
Perhaps I can start here, start small, work my way up. It's not like I'm Oprah, I don't have the money, the power, the abilities she possesses to help others. All I have is myself and my sarcastic little blog. Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right?
Here goes. What the everlovin fuck is wrong with you women? Why you gotta whine all the damn time about every little pokey shitass thing?? We're a first world country, fercrissakes, we have everything we need! We have education at our disposal, money, jobs, homes, families, children, pets. Thoroughbred automobiles!! And yet...whine whine whine! My ass is too fat, my boobs are too small, my hair is the wrong color! WHINE! My maid quit! WHINE! My poolboy won't service me! WHINE!
Here is my thoughtful, sensitive advice to you women...shut the fuck up, go home, kiss your dog, pat your husband, and send some money to a third world country where people are being blown to bits and left on the side of the road, you self-centered, indolent, spoiled rotten bitches.
Guinevere, Queen Of The Fucking Universe, has spoken. Off with their heads!
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