Like most people, I love a nice hot cup of coffee to kickstart my day with. Or two. Or three. It's proving to be a bit difficult to control the addiction, though. By the time I get to work I'm so wired I'm bouncing. Which is okay, I mean, I have stuff to do, so I can burn that bounce right back down. After about three hours, when the bouncing has reduced itself to merely vibrating, it's time for a refill. Or two. Or three. And thus, the downward spiral into madness, mayhem, and serious addiction continues.
I have tried all the usual methods to control it. You know, alcohol, recreational drugs, electric shock therapy, heavy gambling. To no avail. Then I tried prescription drugs (side effects may include respiratory distress, heart failure, brain damage, spontaneous combustion, aggressive sexual predation...) to no avail. Then I got inventive, and tried acupuncture. Yoga. Herbal tea. Incense. Meditation. Bed of nails. Nothing helped.
Sheer desperation has resulted in my latest brainstorm...taking up extreme sports. My logic being to replace one rush with another. Wisely, I've decided to approach this idea with caution. Introduce myself gradually to the world of Extreme Sports. Which Wikipedia lists as any activity that results in death if an error is made. Right up my alley!!
Thus, I shall do a bit of thinking, and figure out what extreme sport suits me best.
Is it my breath? Eh? EH?
About Me
- Meiacanthus
- I come from a long line of carnivorous predators. It's only natural then that the things I create reflect this...what to make my next meal out of. Here you will see none of that squirrel-hugging, saving-the-world-one-whale-at-a-time, vegan, lite beer bullshit. Just my raw, primal animal savagery, cleverly disguised to make me look civilized. Nay, I have teeth, I shall go forth and use them. Why would I have them, else?
Crazy Crap Goes Here
Here, in fact. Fun places to hang out when you're bored...instead of the usual list of links that no one has any fucking clue about, I prefer to give a bit of insight before you click. At least now you can make semi-informed decisions :P
Got some spare time to kill? Here is the first Blog I ever read, and continue to read...OutpostNine. Cuz it's laugh out loudable :) About a guy on a teaching gig in Japan. Haw!
Click on the pic, then on Gaijin Smash.
Some fun, huh Bambi? I stumbled across this website just before Christmas. Seriously, people are pretty fuckin messed up, but I had to laugh...Roadkilltoys.
I mean, what else can ya do?? The site isn't done yet, but it's still worth a look.
Here's a website full of great stuff. If you give a damn about your appearance, click here...Flawless Beauty. In fact, do so anyway. More people should, if you ask me. Too much buttugly out there. Seriously, there is beauty help just a click away. Take advantage! This quote was taken directly from the site:
"More importantly though, to obtain true beauty, inner beauty must first be achieved by showing appreciation for oneself and compassion for others." Hear that, people? Compassion for others! So do us all a big favor, and clean up your damn act.
>:]
Need a good laugh? Click on the toilet bowl kid. Nothing beats a great comic strip, and this is one of the best. Calvin & Hobbes.
Badass cool video. I wonder if there is a better version, though...hmm....inmates dancing to Michael Jackson. Now that's a prison sentence :P Thriller!
I learned of the existance of the Hash House Harriers a few years ago, from a member. There are clubs in just about every city on earth. Only boozehounds could form such a huge club and keep it running (haha) since 1938. Seriously. Wikipedia has this to say. Click on the beer if you want the Canadian page. There is even a club in Antarctica. Not surprisingly, what else is there to do down there? :P
Got some spare time to kill? Here is the first Blog I ever read, and continue to read...OutpostNine. Cuz it's laugh out loudable :) About a guy on a teaching gig in Japan. Haw!
Click on the pic, then on Gaijin Smash.
Some fun, huh Bambi? I stumbled across this website just before Christmas. Seriously, people are pretty fuckin messed up, but I had to laugh...Roadkilltoys.
I mean, what else can ya do?? The site isn't done yet, but it's still worth a look.
Here's a website full of great stuff. If you give a damn about your appearance, click here...Flawless Beauty. In fact, do so anyway. More people should, if you ask me. Too much buttugly out there. Seriously, there is beauty help just a click away. Take advantage! This quote was taken directly from the site:
"More importantly though, to obtain true beauty, inner beauty must first be achieved by showing appreciation for oneself and compassion for others." Hear that, people? Compassion for others! So do us all a big favor, and clean up your damn act.
>:]
Need a good laugh? Click on the toilet bowl kid. Nothing beats a great comic strip, and this is one of the best. Calvin & Hobbes.
Badass cool video. I wonder if there is a better version, though...hmm....inmates dancing to Michael Jackson. Now that's a prison sentence :P Thriller!
I learned of the existance of the Hash House Harriers a few years ago, from a member. There are clubs in just about every city on earth. Only boozehounds could form such a huge club and keep it running (haha) since 1938. Seriously. Wikipedia has this to say. Click on the beer if you want the Canadian page. There is even a club in Antarctica. Not surprisingly, what else is there to do down there? :P
Daggerfish Diatribe
What the hell you lookin at?
2 comments:
I would suggest squirrel suits -
http://www.gofastsports.com/zone/wingsuit.html
This would be perfect for you, and would settle a few bets that I have with others over your sanity ;)
Wow!! I could take down a few bald eagles with that handy little suit. I say it's never too late to start a new sport... Bald Eagle Bustin!! Too fuckin cool!
Let me get my goggles and a shovel so I can bury the carcass once we hit the ground :D I always assume I will succeed at new endeavors >:]
and I like to leave a clean site so the next guy doesn't land in the carnage. Thoughtful, I am. :D
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