What was I thinking? Extreme sport?!? As I sit here, veins happily pumping caffiene to my englightened brain, I ponder the human ability to reduce oneself to the depths of despair and wallow in the slime of low self-image for absolutely no reason. Okay, well, maybe caffeine withdrawal is a bit of a reason :P But really! Was I actually comtemplating cosmetic surgery? Was I that desperate, in my hour of withdrawal and Starbucks need? Did I become temporarily insane? A boob job? A friggin BOOB job?? Dear God, the horror!! What Was I Thinking?!
Thankfully, my sane mind overrode my insane mind before bad things could happen. But this is the kind of stuff that happens to people on a regular basis. Temporary insanity, for whatever reason. Beware out there!! It's all around us. The guy who goes to the dealership to check out this years Honda hybrids and ends up with a gas guzzling Hummer. The woman who simply wants new slipcovers for her sofa but ends up with a 25 thousand dollar remodeling bill :P
What motivates the human mind? What makes otherwise sane, normal people lose it and do drastic things? Guilty things. Things that haunt you. I was lucky, I was stopped in time. But others...they may need help. Friends, family, co-workers. It's all around us, people with perfectly good plans that suddenly go madly awry.
I feel the need to warn you all. It's a jungle out there, beware! Watch out! You could lose your mind ANY minute now and do something crazy. If you cannot stop yourself, at least have the common sense to videotape it and put it up on YouTube. If you're going to be crazy, might as well share it with the rest of us. We need to live vicariously, apparently.
:)
Is it my breath? Eh? EH?
About Me
- Meiacanthus
- I come from a long line of carnivorous predators. It's only natural then that the things I create reflect this...what to make my next meal out of. Here you will see none of that squirrel-hugging, saving-the-world-one-whale-at-a-time, vegan, lite beer bullshit. Just my raw, primal animal savagery, cleverly disguised to make me look civilized. Nay, I have teeth, I shall go forth and use them. Why would I have them, else?
Crazy Crap Goes Here
Here, in fact. Fun places to hang out when you're bored...instead of the usual list of links that no one has any fucking clue about, I prefer to give a bit of insight before you click. At least now you can make semi-informed decisions :P
Got some spare time to kill? Here is the first Blog I ever read, and continue to read...OutpostNine. Cuz it's laugh out loudable :) About a guy on a teaching gig in Japan. Haw!
Click on the pic, then on Gaijin Smash.
Some fun, huh Bambi? I stumbled across this website just before Christmas. Seriously, people are pretty fuckin messed up, but I had to laugh...Roadkilltoys.
I mean, what else can ya do?? The site isn't done yet, but it's still worth a look.
Here's a website full of great stuff. If you give a damn about your appearance, click here...Flawless Beauty. In fact, do so anyway. More people should, if you ask me. Too much buttugly out there. Seriously, there is beauty help just a click away. Take advantage! This quote was taken directly from the site:
"More importantly though, to obtain true beauty, inner beauty must first be achieved by showing appreciation for oneself and compassion for others." Hear that, people? Compassion for others! So do us all a big favor, and clean up your damn act.
>:]
Need a good laugh? Click on the toilet bowl kid. Nothing beats a great comic strip, and this is one of the best. Calvin & Hobbes.
Badass cool video. I wonder if there is a better version, though...hmm....inmates dancing to Michael Jackson. Now that's a prison sentence :P Thriller!
I learned of the existance of the Hash House Harriers a few years ago, from a member. There are clubs in just about every city on earth. Only boozehounds could form such a huge club and keep it running (haha) since 1938. Seriously. Wikipedia has this to say. Click on the beer if you want the Canadian page. There is even a club in Antarctica. Not surprisingly, what else is there to do down there? :P
Got some spare time to kill? Here is the first Blog I ever read, and continue to read...OutpostNine. Cuz it's laugh out loudable :) About a guy on a teaching gig in Japan. Haw!
Click on the pic, then on Gaijin Smash.
Some fun, huh Bambi? I stumbled across this website just before Christmas. Seriously, people are pretty fuckin messed up, but I had to laugh...Roadkilltoys.
I mean, what else can ya do?? The site isn't done yet, but it's still worth a look.
Here's a website full of great stuff. If you give a damn about your appearance, click here...Flawless Beauty. In fact, do so anyway. More people should, if you ask me. Too much buttugly out there. Seriously, there is beauty help just a click away. Take advantage! This quote was taken directly from the site:
"More importantly though, to obtain true beauty, inner beauty must first be achieved by showing appreciation for oneself and compassion for others." Hear that, people? Compassion for others! So do us all a big favor, and clean up your damn act.
>:]
Need a good laugh? Click on the toilet bowl kid. Nothing beats a great comic strip, and this is one of the best. Calvin & Hobbes.
Badass cool video. I wonder if there is a better version, though...hmm....inmates dancing to Michael Jackson. Now that's a prison sentence :P Thriller!
I learned of the existance of the Hash House Harriers a few years ago, from a member. There are clubs in just about every city on earth. Only boozehounds could form such a huge club and keep it running (haha) since 1938. Seriously. Wikipedia has this to say. Click on the beer if you want the Canadian page. There is even a club in Antarctica. Not surprisingly, what else is there to do down there? :P
Daggerfish Diatribe
What the hell you lookin at?
1 comment:
"Thankfully, my sane mind overrode my insane mind before bad things could happen"
Oh, wonderful. So, inspired and possibly more temporary insane than mui, I had the tail addition.
Now you tell me you're not following through. Great. Thanks a whole freakin moose hemorrhage.
I shudda known better. One of America's greatest natural products, Al capone once wrote,
"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
Dammit! I should have known that "unleashed" isn't a nickname, but a warning label :)
Anyway, Im liking the tail so its not a complete loss.
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