Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Bored Witless Here, People.

Speaking of blogs...what are people thinking? Really, the emphasis should be on readability. I've clicked on a number of promising looking Blog pages, only to give up in disgust at the lack of facile readability.
Firstly, I do not own a magnifying glass to read the extremely fine print. Have pity!
Also, I do not have a thousand hours of spare time to rummage thru a cluttered blog to find the funny bits. Really, I've got a schedule to stick to, please try to oblige me by not forcing me to read endless bits of inane drivel just to find the good shit, you sick, sadistic bastards.
I do not care about your pics of fugly pets (yes, this continues to be an issue for me >:] ) and lastly,
I really do not give an assfucked rats fucked up ass about your personal issues regarding politics. I really don't. No one does, if they were to be honest about it. NO ONE CARES. Deal, and move on.
I mean, as I've mentioned previously, I am here primarily for the entertainment value. If not, there are some perfectly good DVD's over there beside the TV awaiting my viewing pleasure. But no, here I am, trudging my way through boring Blogs with nothing to show for it but endless reams of wasted time as I read words, word after boring word, letter after letter, one after a mindless other, telling me, essentially, that the Blogger has no imagination, no brains, and maybe even no physical body. The Blog itself certainly doesn't.

Geese, people. Make me laugh. Do I ask too much? You, the guy with the graphs, pay attention!!

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