Thursday, February 21, 2008

Come On, Harding. Play The Game. Play It!

Yes, another incoming mindless rant. Not everyone has the time, talent, intellect, or imagination to create a nicely done blog, I continue to see. Granted, there are enough crappy blogs out there to make people think twice about having one of their own. But as far as I'm concerned, that should only make people to want to create better, nicer blogs to outshine the icky ones. Not enough just to Keep Up With The Joneses, let's outshine them.. Distract the eye from the unsightliness of the rusty trailers and piles of old tires in the neighbourhood, and such. Ya know? Clean it up. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the oyster. I mean, the world is your problem :P oyster. Solution. Fucking clichés.

Granted, not everyone should create a blog. I've seen proof of this with my own two blackened, still smoking, blistering eye sockets, which is what's left of my eyes after reading some of the radioactive crap out there.

I think people need to be braver. Do not fear the written word. Just do it. Let go, release your inner creativeness. But dammit, do it well! We demand quality! We demand fun! Laughs! Guffaws! We demand something be done, because until some decent blogs come along to entertain us, you all just gonna have to put up with me entertaining us with my ranting, slavering, drooling blog. HA HAA! HAAA!

I know. It seems strange to be asking for quality, while urging every Tom, Dick and Hairyass to start a blog. I just figure that at some point, the lottery factor will kick in and we'll find a winner hiding behind the radiactive glow of those 50 gallon drums of toxic blogness.

It saddens me, the lack of fun. People have to stop taking life so seriously. Drink a beer. Run with the HHH. Write a blog. A funny one! You, with the graphs, pay attention damn you!